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Cosmo's “When a Diet Turns Deadly.” It began as an interesting exploration of how new technologies are helping anorexic women prolong their illnesses by giving them forums to discuss their starvation techniques. However, it devolved into a mundane overview of common eating disorder symptoms and treatments with little new insight on the topic.
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I wasn't put off by any of the suggestions in these articles, but I was profoundly intimidated by the detail of the instructions. It seems like intimate experimentation should be a little more spontaneous than this. I mean, suppose you miss a step. Are you still going to “drive him INSANE in the sack?” Perhaps you should have a marked and highlighted copy of Cosmo handy just in case you need to bone up.
As much nerve-rattling detail as Cosmo devotes to the proper stimulation of the male big toe, Glamour gives to the correct styling of hair, clothes and makeup. I have fooled myself these past few months, thinking that a set of bangs and a blow-dryer was all I needed to girlify my tresses. Now I learn that I need a vast array of equipment with exotic names like “flat iron,” “round brush,” “mousse” and “bobby pin.” I think at one time I knew what each of these items was individually. Together, they've taken on a whole new meaning.
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