Name: Chris Brown
Height: 6'2
Weight: 175
Place of birth: Detroit, MI
Position: Prone
Shoots: Left
Beer of choice: Duff, Duff Ice
Nicknames: Crash
Fast Facts: Got his nickname after an incident at a 1992 Kalamazoo Wings game involving Mickey's Malt Liquor, two doberman pinchers and a Zamboni...In the most brash endorsement deal in sports marketing history, agreed to name his love child after a hockey equipment manufacturer: Cooper...In 1999, scored two goals, tallied three assists and heaved up two lungs in first game with Moe's Tavern.
Career stats: What's the point?