Name: Martell William Gangler Jr.
Height: 5-10
Weight: Proportional, you looking at my gut? Well I'm workin' on it!!
Place of Birth: Chicago, IL
Position: Locked and upright
Shoots: and scores, occasionally
Beer of Choice: Free
Nicknames: Marty, Martay, Gangster, Gangorilla, Bagwell, T-bone, I've got a mug that has "BADASS" engraved on it but I think that was a joke, I've also been called Jackass, and "The MAN" a few times.
Fast Facts & unrelated statements: I like skinny-skiing and bull fights on acid. Last season I crushed a girl on a different team and made her cry. It was kinda her fault, she shouldn't be on the tracks when the train was a comin'. I hope to not only draw up "THE PLAY" (face-off won by Gangler, back to Collins, up to Rhodes, across to Gangler with the shot) but to actually score on it this year. I also hope that we get out of this "no one is there for the playoffs" conundrum that plagued Moe's and the Isotopes last year. A co-worker asked me if I was dropped on my head as a kid the other day. Beer is good. I still haven't mastered the Charleston, but I'm trying like mad. I apparently love the ball but I guess I just love Moe's.