By Guest Natasha, Moe

• Moe's Tavern Shopper
  
• Missing Persons Unit Edition
  
• Destination Unknown
  
• brought to you by this Family Guy joke
  
• "They should have run that old show 'Fish' right before CHiPS. The marketing practically writes itself"
  

Jimmy Likes To Score
An 11.00 GAA is a ticket to our minor league affiliate, Bart's. True, Jimmy had no warm-ups, and too often was alone facing a Goon with the puck/ball. But still.

On Fire
The Goon goalie was basically on fire. Our four goals could easily have been eight. Plus, Jimmy in the net took away a scoring threat.

Marital Discord
Of course, we expected Greg there. He would have made a difference. But some miscommunication with his wife and their car left him stranded at home. He ran wind sprints as punishment.

Positioning People
Borrowing players always screws us up too because not everyone is familiar with the Moe's style. So our positioning, particularly in our own end, was atrocious. Pick a side people.

Better Days
This game was obviously a fluke and we should just forget it. We've got Hale's at 1 p.m. Sunday. So far, we're expecting everyone but Jimmy. If you can't make it, let me know.

Natasha
Her Shoppers are much funnier. My Shoppers stopped being funny years ago. So Natasha, inject some humor here. And Eric, too, he's the Moe's morale officer.

I'm tired.

Moe out.