By Moe

• This is a Moe's Tavern Memo
  
• brought to you by
  
• Miller High Life
  
• "hold on fella..."

HOME OPENER
Still scheduled for Oct. 1. Game time to be determined next week.

ROSTER FEES
Jen Schwartz is the only team member to pay so far. Do I look like a bank to you guys? Do I have zero-interest credit cards? Send me some goddamn money.

PLAYER NOTES
Jen Schwartz is playing ice hockey and reports all is going well except timing her slap shot so as to not fall down.

Marty is playing roller hockey and pretending he's good.

A couple of the rookies are asking about equipment, so any advice you can give them would be helpful.

Cate is officially appointed head of the T-shirt committee

Our new location will require a new post-game bar. Think about it.