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Moe's Tavern Shopper - Spring 2001 - Vol. 5

By Moe

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Reminder
Moe's Tavern resumes action Sunday at 3:30 p.m. As far as I know, we will have a full squad.

Summer Hockey
Sports Monster is offering summer hockey. The choices are Sunday nights (6:30 to 9:30) at Windy City Fieldhouse, Wednesday nights at Lincoln Park H.S., and Thursday nights at Lincoln Park H.S. Who's up for it? Which nights? A few of us may have softball conflicts, but let's try to work something out. We needn't put our sticks away for the summer! (Marty sleeps with his stick either way, though in the summer he sleeps with his glove too. After seeing him play at Softball City last night, I suggest he sleep with a bat as well.)

Burger Wars
I'd just like to reiterate that McDonald's is clearly superior to Burger King. I mean, it's so not even close it's almost not worth mentioning.

Moe out.

P.S. Eric is a rookie.

P.S.S. I forgot to include the Bowflex on our recent list of recommended infomercials, but it's loaded with richness, believe me.

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