By Guest Moe, Cate

• Moe's Tavern Shopper
  
• Introducing Moe's Bruise Cream
  
• You can rub it on all day,
  
• and it won't help a bit!
  

Cate analogy coming
(Please be patient.. It will all make sense in the end)
You know when you wake up after hitting the snooze button seven times, and you go to work... And it's all boring and drags on, and everything anybody tells you is really annoying and trivial? Then, you go home, open a beer, turn the TV on, and it's that "Inside the Actor's Studio" with Kevin Spacey, and it's actually good, because Spacey has to explain why on Earth he decided to star in "Pay it Forward."

That's how the game went. First half we were running too much, not blocking effectively and offense wasn't offending anyone. But, the second, half things seemed to pull together, Marty scored a bunch, and everything made sense... Right?

Shall we dance?
Moe didn't seem to notice, but we had a lot of "pressure" from the opposition this week. Mostly in to form of a shoulder here, a flank there... Maybe it was the physics behind a 175 lb. vs 120 lb. matchup... I dunno.

I'm pretty sure I heard a high-pitched squeak when that one dude railroaded Natasha. Thank goodness there was Ellen to level off any ethical imbalance.

On a related note, kudos to Dizzy who pulled it out in offense, and only hit the floor once. No more complements until after next Sunday's 2 games.

I had fun this game!

Awarding-giving corner
The newly established Keystone Player of the game has been awash with controversy. A jealous fellow teammate who was off-the-record said, "He's [Eric] just doing it to get in with the women."

Controversy aside, Casey achived her game's goal... To kick some ass!

Don't start the revolution without me!
Ellen do you have Street Revolution? I didn't bring her home. I have another stick for you to use, but that stick has history...

It's all my fault. I gotta go. I feel funny.