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So last Sunday, Moe's suffered at the hands of Team #3, a bunch of hyper- athletic, J.Crew Types who are probably all shitty in bed. But this team of reporters can safely say that Moe's came out with a renewed vigor and determination for the remaining 5 games, buoyed by the scorching passes of Crash Brown, the hard-body defense of Nolan (aka "Leftie"), and the scoring finesse of Moe Himself...oh, and Lisa fell on her ass twice! Talk about your Hockey Hilarity!...

Inside the Numbers:
Let's see, two games ago we played team #4 at 4:30, then last week we played team #3 at 3:30, and next week, we play team #7 at 7:30. (This is more than a coincidence, I have a hunch that the league is fixed and we need to talk to the comish!)

Scoring Analysis:
Actually, I don't think our game last week was that bad. You see Ace, if we were in Germany, then 9 goals beats 15, and we would have won, but since we played here, we lost. But we are really getting the hang of things.

Next Game Strategy:
I have deftly outlined 3 fool-proof strategies for winning our next game, and summarized the main take-away points below. Plan A: Score more goals than the other team. Plan B: Hold the other team to fewer goals than we score. Plan C: Combination of Plans A and B. Also, we need more of Koko's goal tending tips that he learned during his off-season attendance at the "Eddie Belfor Hockey Camp" in Montreal.

With regard to stick selection, we need to have all righties with a righty stick, and lefties with a lefty stick, or is it like wearing one earring... left is right, and right is wrong... not that there is anything wrong with that!

That's all from the Guest Moes, See Ya Sunday!