By Guest Moe, Cate

KEYSTONE PLAYER OF THE WEEK Marty Gangler

• Moe's Tavern Shopper
  
• brought to you by Cipro
  
• When your skin gets itchy
  
• Cipro gets antibiotic-y
  
  

KEEPING IT REAL
Marty listened again, when Mike spoke. "Get more goals than they do, and don't let more goals in than they have." It was those Newt Rocknean words that inspired Marty to rise above soft spoken image projected by last week's Shopper.

OFFENSE IS FROM VENUS
The offense was in tune with one another. They were sensitive to each other's feelings. It seems one just sensed what the other wanted. It was a beautiful thing. I'm pretty sure Marty gave Steve a backrub after the game... Oh, was I supposed to mention that?

NICE SHOT ZIV... I MEAN GET IN THE SLOT ZIVAN!
We must all remember not to complement Dizzy until the END of the game. Our research has not yet concluded that he is able to maintain focus throughout a full game of mid-game complements. Note to Dizzy: Please keep earning these delayed compliments... Please?

GENTLE READERS
Time to pay up! This season's fee is $75 each? I know that is more than we usually pay, but there are two reasons for that. First, we have two fewer people on the roster this season. Second, the league is again charging $10 non-member fees to each player; last year it didn't charge the fees in order to attract refugees from the then-defunct Chicago Sport and Social Club. - Moe

Guest Moe question: Didn't we all play last season making us all members?

DEFENSE
We've been doing a great job out there. Let's remember that by taking short shifts, it means that the shifts shouldn't be long. I don't like calling anybody in any more than the next guy, but with only 3 playing D... I'm just saying is all.

NEXT
Marty, you got next shopper.