By Guest Moe, KoKo

KEYSTONE PLAYER OF THE WEEK Jenny Casey

• Moe's Tavern Shopper
  
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• If you can find a better bar
  
• I'll give you half the difference in cash!
  
  

No Dizzy, no cry
We didn't miss dizzy yesterday as far as the game goes, well we did miss his drop pass I guess and his pirate pants.

Falling
A few taverners fell to the floor unexpectedly in Sunday's game, my brother was one and Steve was another other. Although Steve contends he was pushed or something, I didn't see anything besides him laying on his back like a flipped turtle.

Double Header?
It kinda sucks that there are only 4 teams in this league and one of them didn't even show up. But the scrimmage was fun.

Get your Subs
And I'm not talking from Subway either, our subs were top notch - like from Quiznos. mmm Quiznos. My brother Jon, Casey, and Gail from the orange, er - red - um I mean yellow team subbed for us and really did well. There were no horsey rides or shedding of equipment any of that kind of stuff but they filled in admirably. Not that i don't like our regular players any less, I'm just sayin' that they did well.

Notes from Moe
Moes wanted me to tell everyone that Mark Grace is in the World Series but I don't really care. He's the third best 1st baseman on his own team and is in the series due to the Big Unit, Gonzalez and Schilling. but Moe has some sort of warm place in his heart for players that aren't in shape or aren't any good, and don't prepare to play professional sports like Grace and Ron Coomer. I don't get it, maybe because his own skills aren't where they used to be he likes guys who can't hit homeruns and are fat, but whatever.

He also wants everyone to pay him for the league.

The Rest
I'm really bad at remembering things that happened during the game. I know that I got my first ever high stick penalty when i wasn't near high sticking and I also remember arguing with the ref a few times because I hate stupid people and he is one. here's how one conversation went:

Ref: (blows whistle when the puck is clearly only on side of the net)
Me: That wasn't in, it's just on the side of the net
Ref: Well how am i supposed to see that from over here?
Me: I'm standing right next to you and I see it
Ref: Um, OK. then just play (everyone still puzzled) Why is everyone stopped?
Me: You blew the whistle, that means stop
Ref: If they could see that the ball didn't go in they should just keep playing
Me: No, when you blow the whistle people stop

This is all i can remember.

Natasha, you got next shopper.