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 Moe's Tavern Shopper - Fall 2001 - Vol. 7

By Guest Moe, Julie
KEYSTONE
PLAYER
OF THE
WEEK
 Natasha

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Sunday November 11: Moe Eats Humble Pie
It was a sad day in mudville, as our local heros finally went down. It was looking like another win for the Duff hounds, as they skated to an easy 3-1 lead at halftime. Contributing to the cause was a wicked backhanded goal by Dizzy Dave and a pair from team Granger, helped out by years of Nintendo practice ala Blades of Steel, no doubt. Another quality goal was banked by Steve, a shorthanded effort. Which brings us to the recurring theme of the season....

Ref: I do too know the rules. Let me call the league manager and prove it
Julie to Cate: Whaddya gonna do?
Shawn: (incomprehensible) What the f*%k ref, you dont know a hockey stick from your own *&%&#!!

Coors Light Player of the Game:
Natasha, for her self control in the stick lifting department. Five penalties vs. none, who sez she cant be taught?

Second Half:
Uglier than most. Tension rose and performance dwindled. Moe's turned flat and the opposition was primed. Helped out by a defensive bust (aka gimme goal) that lit their fire, the CU Greys tied the game. Several quality efforts on the offensive side proved fruitless, leaving Moe's high and dry like the 3rd keg at a U of I frat party. The noose was tied on a wicked shot from mid court. Remember Moe's - revenge is a dish best served cold.

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