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Game review
Remember that play where I passed to Mike and then he passed back to me and then I scored? That was awesome.

Goaltending
Those pads are awesome.

Defense
Cate had two assists. Jen patrolled the point like a pro, except when she laughed too hard to actually shoot. Michelle and Lisa were kind of like Wendy and Lisa, back in the day. And then Prince wouldn't listen to their tape, but eventually he did and it was Purple Rain and everyone got all teary and sentimental, except that in real life I'm sure he never listened to their tape 'cause he wrote that song himself. That was awesome.

Offense I
Marty loves his stick you know. I mean, he really loves it. He's gonna marry it.

Postgame
The Beaumont came through, although I failed to take the bar's lean into account on that jump shot attempt. It's like that Gilligan's Island where they rock the hut to simulate the high seas. You know, the professor is out there pulling the ropes. That was awesome.

Offense II
Marty and his stick, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Next week
Game 5 at 1:30 against Team 9. We need to start tuning up for the playoffs, so come early and tape your sticks.

Offense III
Marty is just a cowboy.

THE END