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'Topes Shopper

 Moe's Tavern Shopper - Winter 2002 - Vol. 7

By Moe

  • Moe's Tavern Shopper
  • Brought to you by Laz-y-boy
  • Because we would have won
  • if we were each sitting in one in the gym!

Twilight Zone
Showing up It's half the victory. I guess the Puck Heads didn't read that in this month's Leo Buscaglia Digest. What can you do? Also didn't show up Jen and Natasha, you guys get to play some more hockey this Sunday. Natasha, I hope your training and hot springs therapy sessions pay off. I know your motivation for going to Iceland was purely for the sake of the championships, right?

Name Check
Insert comments about everyone's performance here. I just don't have the gumption today.

Scrimage
We got a good preview of what the championship could be like if we (and the Enforcers) win next Sunday. We won, but we have to remember:

  • They just finished a whole game earlier, and it was still pretty close.
  • They have that girl-goalie thing. She wasn't that great, so we just need to shoot, shoot, shoot in the top shelf! They have more men out on the court. This didn't seem to have too much benefit, except to create more chaos.

    Sneakers Boy, they named those shoes right. One of our goals came off my shoe!

    How can I avoid that in the future?! My feet are round.

    Next game
    Um... I think it's at 2:00, so plan for that time, unless I tell you otherwise. Cate, not moe

    -Cate

    Contact Not Moe.