By Natasha

KEYSTONE PLAYER OF THE WEEK Sean

• Moe's Tavern Shopper
  
• Brought to you by BIG POPPA and all his skanky, skanky ho's
  
• No one can match the linguistic grace of a genius like Luke
  
• But I tried
  
  

Hey all you CRAZy sport and social monsters! We have all heard by now about Moe's Tavern. How they Rocked Out like rock stars last season? They had the GAme to beat all the Home-eees in da House?

Well in, case you cant remember all that Stuff that happened all that time ago, here's a RECAP:

First Moe's faced that Crazy team with the jersey's that were all the same color. They were Mackin out while being crazy! Then they had to beat that team with Gail and Cute Kelly. They were movin and movin fast while being In-Sane. Then they headed out to da Beechwood for some Totally Cool drink specials! They pimped each other like whores, and it rocked!

Answer these Questions: Feeling a little bored? Really wishing you had a floor hockey game? Do you love puppies and little pink flower's? Do you want to pull out your hockey sticks and go CRAzy!

If you answered yes to any of these questions you need to come on oout and join all the other SPORTS MONSTERS and SOCIAL MONSTERS this Sunday at 3:00 for the first ever FURRY PINK PUPPIES CRAZY FLOOR HOCKEY CRAWL. @$70 is all you need and you get another oversized SPortsmonster t-shirt and maybe some more obnoxious emails from BIG POPPA hisself? We're starting out Wild playing the Rebel Alliance and from there you had just better hope to come along if you wish to see all what will happen!

Remember: that's 3:00 Sunday, March 24 at Lincoln Park High. And do not forget to bring you're Hockey STIks and you're FURry pink puppy's for all the INsanit-EE. We'll be waiting FOR YOU!

--nj