By Moe

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A most ripping Victory
We beat a lot of people Sunday. There were sure plenty of those damn orange players, I think there were fifty of them, but it didn't matter, we rule. (this week anyway)

No Cate - No cry
Even without brutal enforcer and black and blue body surface area leader Cate Nolan, Moe's Tavern was able to secure a victory. We were even missing Trevor, even though Dusty Moe Rhodsey didn't figure that out until 5 minutes into the first half.

Moe's - Puttin' the O in O-fence
By Moe's own recollection he scored 5 times, great job. His head will stay out of the oven until at least next week. But don't try to help him up after he falls to the floor because, well, just don't. And Crash - remember that time that you and me did it to that cow, um, I mean that time when I tried to do a wrap around but it ended up going on to your stick and you scored, that was awesome. We are certainly lighting the lamp as a team. (that means scoring goals Cate)

Holy Netkeeping Batman!
The Woodsman cometh. A brilliant performance was turned in by rookie netminder Woodsy, easily his best performance to date. Can you say Vienza? (is that spelled right?)

Iron People
Jen and yours truly played an extra game Sunday to scope the competition. The team we played with won 9-7 and is 5-0 for the year but they really weren't that impressive, heck I scored 7 of those goals. (but this in no way shape or form is trying to "one-up" or "2-up" Moe's brilliant 5 tally performance, just sayin') Their goalie is really good, he must of attended Grant Fuhr camp, but that's about it.

Bone-head-o-the-weak
Mike "T-bone" Muyers had the only penalty of the game. Way to go, Mike. And it was on a weak slapshot that dribbled 6 feet in front of him. Please note: If your gonna get a penalty, as Leonardo DiCaprio said to Kate Winslet in Titanic, "Make it count". Next time: Put the butt of your stick in their ribs, let em' know your there!

Krush-o-the-week
The Krushinator really lived up to her name on tried to take out the pumpkins best player. Good job! We need some inforcing out there. He'll think twice before going over the middle net time. And I'd like to take credit for instilling some sort of fear in at least one girl on the other team who just started screaming for no particular reason when I was close to her and she had the buck? (ball/puck) I don't know.

Next week's game: I don't know, cut me some slack it's Monday man. KOKO