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Moe's Tavern Shopper - Spring 2002 - Vol. 3
By Natasha
KEYSTONE PLAYER OF THE WEEK
Casey |
- The incredibly fabulous, amazingly sexy,
- Smart, nay, brilliant, hugely successful,
- Totally gnarly, always reliable
- Moe's Tavern Shopper
Don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back
Ok, I know Moe preaches humility, and that Moe's is the path to
enlightenment. But we need to take a moment and congratulate ourselves
because this team is rocking right now. We're playing well enough that
even when we kinda suck, we can still win. Sunday wasn't exactly a
study in elegance, but we managed to stay calm and take it to the sock
heads
in the second half.
Talking point
Do you guys think Sean is betting on floor hockey? What's up with the
loose, sloppy goals? He's playing almost as badly as Dominik Hasek
right now.
Talking point #2
Do we need another guy sub? Not that the Moe's all-star line up
isn't amazing, but Eric was turning some truly mysterious shades of
purple last week. Do we need to plan on subbing a Moette up there in a
more
formal way? I worry about the boys and they hard-charging ways.
Player of the Game
Casey. And it's not just because of my secret crush on her either. She
took two shots to the hand on the same shift. She jumped up front and
made
some beautiful music. She rocks.
Coming soon to a high school gym near you!
Am I the only one who thought John Galt Line was banned from
SportsMonster?
How is it that we come to be playing them this week? According to Cate,
this
incarnation includes a bunch of rugrats who we could probably buy off
with a
couple cases of Schlitz. Let's hope they're less likely to
resort to physical violence than their daddies were.
Parting shot
I accidentally felt up Baldy's ass on Sunday. Now I just feel dirty
and I cry all the time. Please hold me!
-nj out
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