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PAST MOE'S

'Topes Shopper

Moe's Tavern Shopper - Spring 2002 - Vol. 3

By Natasha
KEYSTONE
PLAYER
OF THE
WEEK
Casey

  • The incredibly fabulous, amazingly sexy,
  • Smart, nay, brilliant, hugely successful,
  • Totally gnarly, always reliable
  • Moe's Tavern Shopper


Don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back
Ok, I know Moe preaches humility, and that Moe's is the path to enlightenment. But we need to take a moment and congratulate ourselves because this team is rocking right now. We're playing well enough that even when we kinda suck, we can still win. Sunday wasn't exactly a study in elegance, but we managed to stay calm and take it to the sock heads in the second half.

Talking point
Do you guys think Sean is betting on floor hockey? What's up with the loose, sloppy goals? He's playing almost as badly as Dominik Hasek right now.

Talking point #2
Do we need another guy sub? Not that the Moe's all-star line up isn't amazing, but Eric was turning some truly mysterious shades of purple last week. Do we need to plan on subbing a Moette up there in a more formal way? I worry about the boys and they hard-charging ways.

Player of the Game
Casey. And it's not just because of my secret crush on her either. She took two shots to the hand on the same shift. She jumped up front and made some beautiful music. She rocks.

Coming soon to a high school gym near you!
Am I the only one who thought John Galt Line was banned from SportsMonster? How is it that we come to be playing them this week? According to Cate, this incarnation includes a bunch of rugrats who we could probably buy off with a couple cases of Schlitz. Let's hope they're less likely to resort to physical violence than their daddies were.

Parting shot
I accidentally felt up Baldy's ass on Sunday. Now I just feel dirty and I cry all the time. Please hold me!

-nj out

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