By Natasha

• Moe's Tavern Shopper
  
• SCRIMMAGE EDITION
  
• Brought to you by Cate, who wasn't there
  
• Cate: she wasn't there
  
  

WANKERS
Are the Enforcers the biggest bunch of pricks ever?
Discuss.

TRIVIA
Monday night, big stakes.
But don't ask me to organize.

THIS WEEK
2 p.m., against Calvin's Crew.
I hear they are a contender.

MARTY
Each Shopper must make fun of Marty.
Begin.

CATE QUOTE
Each Shopper must have a Cate quote.
Insert here.

MOMENT OF SILENCE
This week is the last regular season game Then playoffs begin.
Let's not forget, then, that this is the last regular season game of Moe's for Cate and Julie, who will be leaving us after this season. We are watching the end of their careers. It's too sad to bear, I must go now. And I'm not even joking.
Really, I'm not. I'm very sad.
I mean it.
Now you think I'm joking because I keep going on but I'm not. Whatever.
Think what you want.

Moe's out.