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By Guest Moe, Natasha
- Moe's Tavern Shopper
- The Steve is Sick Edition
- Steve: he's sick
- So you're stuck with me.
"Just what the doctor ordered" -Marty
On Sunday, Moe's Tavern bravely faced up to the demons of last season and stepped once more upon the hallowed floor of Lincoln Park High. And what a floor it is these days. During the off-season, our favorite musty gym has been refurbished with new, brighter lighting; high-gloss floor wax; and extra urine smell in the locker room. Even Terry has a new, trimmer figure and -- as he pointed out to Marty before the game -- a new sense of self-worth. With all this freshness and good cheer, Moe's eased back into their winning ways with a thorough ass-whupping of some affable group of floor hockey light-weights.
The Rookies
We have some new faces on Team Moe's this year, and some of them were at the
game on Sunday. Mike and Carmela mixed in like cream in coffee, making us
more flavorful and less bitter.
Mike Muyers APB
I know he was coaching his son's soccer team while rescuing kittens from
trees and dragging helpless old ladies out of burning buildings, but I miss
Mike. So stop being a hero, dude, and come home to Moe's.
Player of the Game
We've lost our title sponsor again, since the keeper of the Keystone Light
is busy watching football. So the first [place your ad here] Player of the
Game for fall 2002 goes to Carmela. It was a tough call, given all of the
scoring and goal tending and general out-playing that was going on. But
Carmela came out ready to play and made some great adjustments throughout
the game. Hats off to her.
Next Week
According to the SportsMonster website, we're on at 3:00 this Sunday and
we're playing the Inforcers. Is that knee-capper's team? Anyone remember?
Anyway, if you can't make it please let Moe know as soon as possible.
Distracted
Folks, this Shopper is not my best work. I just started a new job and the
person who had it before me was routinely out-thunk by his own belly button
lint. Out-thunk probably isn't a real word, but I'm hoping it paints a
picture for you. Plus, I drank too much in college and it's really affected
my ability to fini.... Hello? Oh, sorry, what were we talking about? Anyway,
Moe should be back to full health next week and if not I'll try my hardest
to be as fresh, bright and funky as the gym at Lincoln Park High.
-nj out.