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By Guest Natasha, Koko
- Moe's Tavern Shopper
- The logical shopper
- for logical people
- now with more logic
Sunday November 24th, 2002 - Chicago, Illinois, hello. Moe's Tavern, or some of the tavern, shook off some rust to an easy victory over a bunch of stiffs in green shirts. Along the way we picked up some needed info about Calvin's Crew, our main roadblock to another championship. We've learned that they are skilled, somewhat nice, but very full of themselves and don't watch the Simpsons. I was asked if there was someone named Moe of the team by one of them. We need to use this to our advantage somehow, but that's for Steve to figure out, he's our captain and I'm well, I'm just the team whipping boy.
Out of the Box
It would be a good idea for mike to stay out of the box.
Let's break it down
You have 4 players on a side, two halves to the court, and two sides to the
playing surface. So if you drew (and not the guy that played the first
week) imaginary lines splitting the gym in two down the center, and then
slicing the court in half (you don't have to imagine that line) you would
get 4 equivalent sections of the floor - or quadrants (because there are 4
of them) thus, if all 4 players were told to cover their own personal
section or quadrant you would have a logical formation to attack and
defend. And then make some rules for when someone leaves their quadrant
that another person will go and fill the vacated quadrant, you are all set.
It makes perfect sense - now can someone explain it to the subs that helped
us out from Calvin's Crew because they apparently thought it was illogical.
Well honey - it's this illogic that's won us a crap load of games and a few
championships, so you can take your 3-1 configuration to the box with you
for high sticking or were you just bringing your stick up to the height of
your nose in the air?
But we thank them for helping out. And geesh, how logical is it for a cartoon character to have a make believe tiger companion, C'mon get real.
And how about that goalie we had, he stunk.
I'd say overall we played great, a great passing game, some pretty goals and only a few of the women on the other team complained about Mike. Our defense was fantastic and rookie sensation Carmella is really distancing herself in rookie of the year balloting.
Keystone Light Player of the Game
I'm giving the KLPOTG award to Steve - you should of seen him try to figure
out if he should let the two guys from Calvin's Crew play one position
together alternating shifts. It was magical.
Random Notes
Steve learned something new about Terry but didn't get into it - good call.
Sweeney missed another game- big shocker.
Sean was AWOL - I'd say big shocker but actually he usually does show up so
it really was a shock, seriously
Jimmy missed a game - supposed to not be a shocker but was a shocker
A girl told Casey to Fuck off - if I had a dime...
No games scheduled for next week according to the schedule, our next game is 12-8 at 3pm against Calvin's Crew. Just enough time to get us out of rhythm again...
That is all,
Marty aka Koko - guest Moe