By Moe

• Moe's Tavern Shopper - Playoff Edition
  
• brought to you by the Beaumont Burger
  
• "We put the Beaumont in the Burger"

The Late Shift
Game time is 9:30 p.m. That's right, kids. The nightcap. You can blame me and Marty; we requested a late game 'cause we have our fantasy baseball draft Sunday morning, and who knows how long that will go. We'll probably be in some guy's smelly basement for eight hours. At the expansion draft, held because I have an expansion franchise, we went to this guy's basement where everyone was sitting around a red felt pool table. Along one wall - three TVs. One with the state high school basketball tournament, one with the NCAAs, and the other with porn. Two smaller TVs on another wall. By the way, this wasn't just your garden variety porn. It was the good stuff. Imaginative scripts and brave acting.

Correction
I misquoted Natasha in the last Shopper. She said something more like "How long have you been a suck-up?"

That is all.