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By Guest Natasha, Marty
- Moe's Tavern Shopper
- Brought to you by no one
- Because no one really cares
- Sorry, that's not true - it just feels that way sometimes
[sigh]
Was it me or was that one of the most uninspiring Moe's efforts I've ever seen? Here's some math for you - please solve for X
(me hung over + Casey hung over + Eric missing + Steve in love + Mike and son + Virginia missing + Sean being Sean + Natasha being girlie) = X
Solution: X = bad
Yes, this might be new math but something in this equation just didn't help our cause. Maybe Natasha should of been angry, maybe Casey shouldn't of drank too much, maybe Eric should have been there, maybe Steve shouldn't have stars in his eyes - I'm not blaming anyone, I'm just sayin' that we have to change something in this math problem next time around.
Jimmy 2.0
The newest version of Jimmy - Jimmy 2.0 now with less THC - wore super
white wristbands - did anyone notice?. I should know, he was in my grill
most of the game. Did his wrists sweat when he was on our team? Why are
so many of their players so familiar? They are like Moe's light. As soon
as they get Mike over there I'm quitting the game.
Blah Blah Blah
Well, we had a bad game, so be it. They essentially had Ted and nothing
else. I think he scored 5 of their 7 goals or something, but what can you
do? The chances of us beating the Enforcers AND Moe's Light, er, I mean
BW3 in the same season are pretty slim these days anyway. So we'll lick
our wounds and come back with some fire in our bellies.
Next Game
We play Runs with Sticks at 4pm next week. they haven't won a game all
season and actually forfeited last week, so who knows if we'll even have a
game - but show up anyway. If they do get a team out there it might be
nice to light somebody up again...
-Marty