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By Natasha
- Moe's Tavern Shopper
- I've only got two subheads
- So, uh, I guess I forfeit.
Moe's wins! Moe's wins!
Or is it, "Moe's win, Moe's win?" At any rate, our opponents on Sunday were largely non-existent. So after convincing the goalie from Tom's team to stick around for a scrimmage, we prepared to do battle against the toughest opponent we could possibly face: ourselves.
Marty vs. Steve: this time, it's personal.
Sure, Mike and Marty were the symbolic team captains for the school yard
pick 'em. But the scrimmage really boiled down to a battle of the wills
between Moe and the Man Moe Mocks. It was no Steve Moore/Todd Bertuzzi
encounter, but things got a little salty out there. I've got to say, being
on Steve's side of the great divide, it was pretty fun trying to pick
Marty's pocket. I don't know, it just... he's Marty, you know?
Be careful what you wish for...
When I asked Terry if I could, "get a little urgency with that ice," what I
meant was, "please stop trying to determine which water bottle is coldest
and bring me an actual bag of ice before my nose starts swelling." But as we
all know, language is a set of imprecise symbols for which every individual
has their own nuanced interpretations. So what Terry heard in that
particular phrase was, "please provide me with a bag of ice and an urgent
account of your personal history." I'm not saying it wasn't a compelling
tale, because it certainly was. I'm just saying... ice, Terry. That's what I
was after.
I beat Sean!
Not to brag, but that was a pretty goal I scored there. Did you see it? Huh,
huh? Did you? I totally roofed it, man. It was awesome. Of course, like most
of the brief flashes of brilliance in my life, it was woefully misguided and
ultimately meaningless.
Two-headed Sunday
I would just like to say, for the record, the Sportsmonster is killing me on
this one. Not only should we not have to play this double header, they just
had to schedule it on St. Patrick's Day weekend. Do they honestly think the
team that didn't show the first time is going to be awake at 12:00 this
Sunday? Anyway, I am in for the double-header excitement. Are you? Either
way, please tell Steve.
-nj out