Name: Natasha Julius
Height: Bigger than a breadbox
Weight: Smaller than a Chevy
Place of birth: Debatable
Position: Socialist
Shoots: Left
Beer of Choice: Guinness
Nicknames: None that I care to mention.
Background: Experienced the most uncomfortable season of her career in Fall 2001, when she suffered simultaneous bone bruises in both thighs and attempted to teach the brick wall behind the goal a lesson with her head. Made a brave return from concussion only to be felled accidentally by a deflected Marty slap shot during pregame warm-ups. But damned if that championship sweatshirt didn't make it all worth while.
Career Stats: Painful.