Name: Sean the Goalie
Height: Several inches taller than his ghost biography writer
Weight: Wouldn't like to guess...
Place of birth: Dunno.
Position: Between the pipes
Shoots: Alcohol
Beer of Choice: Beer
Nicknames: Sean the Ref
Background: Joined Team Moe's after hanging up his stripy shirt and lead the team to its first championship by reminding us all to "have fun." Prefers to play drunk because it "relaxes" him. On a windy day, you can actually catch a buzz off him. Famed for stopping the puck with the very tippy-tip of his toe. Acquired a cell phone fall 2002, so we don't have to call his mom anymore.
Career Stats: Astounding