Name: Dan Woodward
Height: 5'6
Weight: 165
Place of birth: Lewiston, NY
Position: Goalie
Shoots: Left
Beer of Choice: Genesee, Rolling Rock, Labatt's Blue, Molson Canadian, basically anything that isn't from the Anheuser-Busch family of swill
Nicknames: Woody, Woodsy, Little Dahmer
Fast Facts: Grew up near Love Canal, which explains spooky glow at night...Finished 4th in Lewiston Central HS Great Glue Sniff-Off...Likes fast cars and fast women...During a three-game stint in '87 with the Manitoba Moose of the IHL, spent 225 minutes in the penalty box...Legally blind...Has never played goal in his life.

Career stats:

GAMES	W-L	SAVE %	GAA
0	0-0	100%	0.00